involvingmeinvolvingyou:

If you wanna be my lover

You’ve gotta throw huge parties to get my attention and get your neighbor to invite me over for tea then let me run over my husband’s mistress in your car 

(Source: venomoth-balls)

amoying:

give birth to the roof, feed the roof, nurture the roof,

raise the roof

yolympics:

changing from jeans to pajama pants

thatpsychobitchxo:

edsheerun:

i just want a boy to like me

no not that one

this is scary accurate

(Source: loganlermen)

gothlolita:

im sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

rnarker:

why is your suitcase full of rocks??

I DONT TELL YOU HOW TO LIVE YOUR LIFE

(Source: clubpenguln)